{"id":4540,"date":"2017-06-09T15:11:05","date_gmt":"2017-06-09T19:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaeljpalladino.com\/?p=4540"},"modified":"2020-08-07T17:53:48","modified_gmt":"2020-08-07T21:53:48","slug":"if-i-only-had-a-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaeljpalladino.com\/?p=4540","title":{"rendered":"If I Only Had A Brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljpalladino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain-009.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4541\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/michaeljpalladino.com\/?attachment_id=4541\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljpalladino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain-009.jpg?fit=2556%2C3244&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2556,3244\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"If I Only Had A Brain 009\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljpalladino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain-009.jpg?fit=807%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-4541 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljpalladino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain-009.jpg?resize=807%2C1024\" alt=\"\" width=\"807\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljpalladino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain-009.jpg?resize=807%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 807w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljpalladino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain-009.jpg?resize=236%2C300&amp;ssl=1 236w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljpalladino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain-009.jpg?resize=768%2C975&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michaeljpalladino.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/If-I-Only-Had-A-Brain-009.jpg?w=2000 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 807px) 100vw, 807px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h4><strong>If I Only Had A Brain Pastel &amp; 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